Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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