I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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