They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
