i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
