Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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