The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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