i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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