This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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