I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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