I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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