yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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