be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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