carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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