no. you can't hotbox the world.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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