He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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