Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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