I wish I could teleport
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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