I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
