So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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