i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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