oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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