ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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