I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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