Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
This couple is walking their pig around campus
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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