what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Randomize
