clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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