There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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