She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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