Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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