The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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