FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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