I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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