You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
