who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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