I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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