Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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