:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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