Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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