Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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