This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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