Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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