Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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