Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I believe in your delicious
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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