So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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