Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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