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i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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