I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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