Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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