I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
no you cant smoke seaweed
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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