My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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