well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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