i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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