Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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