How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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